I excised short segments of
The Elvis Song and
Go Speed Racer for use as ringtones. I hate my cell phone, and don't know how half its worthless media features work, but its ability to play mp3 files is nice. I just fired up the phone's web browser, specified the URLs, and the files downloaded. It's a T-Mobile GSM phone by Motorola.
Here are the mp3 files. They are VERY low quality. But then, the chief purpose of a ringtone is to annoy people.
http://girlysound.com/speedracer.mp3http://girlysound.com/elvis.mp3